A Pasta Poem
This pasta was pretty
It smelled divine too
10 minutes later
I knew what to do
I took my first bite
But then I was sad
For my fusilli was mushy
And no flavor it had
Where is the sauce? I thought in my head
And that wonderful aroma?
It was gone, it was dead
Overall, I would say
This is a big miss
The rating you ask?
My dog wouldn't eat this
My Rating *
Brilliant, Megs! Love the picture of Arthur pretty much banishing the pasta from his sight. Thank you for the review. Now I know never to get this.
ReplyDeleteHa! That was fucking awesome;)
ReplyDeleteI love this pasta, but I do dress it up with parmesan, spirulina, and seasonings.
ReplyDeleteI don't find it mushy, but I do cook it the full 5 min after lifting a big vent in the corner. That should evaporate any mush factor :)